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KV / PRIVATE INFRASTRUCTURE

Anonymous hosting.
Uncompromised
control.

NO KYC. NO ACTIVITY LOGS.

Linux VPS, dedicated hardware and Windows remote desktops. Root access, NVMe storage and crypto billing — without identity paperwork.

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PRIVACY BY DESIGNROOT / NVMe / DUAL STACK
A determined koala guardian in graphite armour, illuminated by cyan lightKOALA / GUARDIAN CLASS
IDENTITY DISCLOSURENOT REQUIRED
KV / CONTROL PLANEROOT / SSH
$4.90ENTRY VPS / MONTH
4 regionsNORDIC LOCATION CHOICES
7CRYPTO PAYMENT OPTIONS
100 GbpsTOP DEDICATED UPLINK
01 / VIRTUAL PRIVATE SERVERS

Private compute.
Five levels of control.

Pinned cores. Reserved memory. Local NVMe. Select the resources your workload requires, with full root access.

Product details
VPS PROVISIONING TARGET / ~90 SECUSD / MONTHLY / NO SETUP FEE
Snapshot backupsDDoS mitigationIPv4 + IPv6Root SSH access24/7 support99.99% SLA target

Save 30% with annual billing.
One upfront payment for 12 months, compared with 12 monthly payments.

Scout, armoured koala guardian — tier 1
01 / CLOUD VPSKV-V1
GUARDIAN CLASS / SCOUT

Scout

Light services / SSH gateways

$4.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 2 vCPU cores
  • 4 GB RAM
  • 120 GB NVMe
  • 1 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Warden, armoured koala guardian — tier 2
02 / CLOUD VPSKV-V2
GUARDIAN CLASS / WARDEN

Warden

Applications / Development

$8.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 4 vCPU cores
  • 8 GB RAM
  • 240 GB NVMe
  • 1 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Guardian, armoured koala guardian — tier 3
03 / CLOUD VPSKV-V3
GUARDIAN CLASS / GUARDIAN

Guardian

APIs / Databases / Production

$17.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 8 vCPU cores
  • 16 GB RAM
  • 480 GB NVMe
  • 2.5 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Vanguard, armoured koala guardian — tier 4
04 / CLOUD VPSKV-V4
GUARDIAN CLASS / VANGUARD

Vanguard

Clusters / Builds / Game servers

$33.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 16 vCPU cores
  • 32 GB RAM
  • 960 GB NVMe
  • 5 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Apex, armoured koala guardian — tier 5
05 / CLOUD VPSKV-V5
GUARDIAN CLASS / APEX

Apex

Large stacks / Inference workloads

$63.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 24 vCPU cores
  • 64 GB RAM
  • 1920 GB NVMe
  • 10 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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02 / DEDICATED HARDWARE

No shared host.
The entire machine.

Intel Xeon and AMD EPYC processors, ECC memory and NVMe storage. Physical resources reserved for your workloads.

Product details
BARE METAL PROVISIONING TARGET / ~30 MINUSD / MONTHLY / NO SETUP FEE
Free OS reinstallDDoS mitigationIPv4 + IPv6IPMI / KVM access24/7 supportHardware SLA

Save 30% with annual billing.
One upfront payment for 12 months, compared with 12 monthly payments.

Scout, armoured koala guardian — tier 1
01 / BARE METALKV-D1
GUARDIAN CLASS / SCOUT

Scout Metal

Intel Xeon Gold 5418Y

$70/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 24c / 48t @ 2.0 GHz
  • 128 GB ECC RAM
  • 2 × 1 TB NVMe
  • 5 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Warden, armoured koala guardian — tier 2
02 / BARE METALKV-D2
GUARDIAN CLASS / WARDEN

Warden Metal

Intel Xeon Platinum 8468

$133/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 48c / 96t @ 2.1 GHz
  • 256 GB ECC RAM
  • 2 × 2 TB NVMe
  • 10 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Guardian, armoured koala guardian — tier 3
03 / BARE METALKV-D3
GUARDIAN CLASS / GUARDIAN

Guardian Metal

AMD EPYC 9554

$238/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 64c / 128t @ 3.1 GHz
  • 512 GB ECC RAM
  • 2 × 3.84 TB NVMe
  • 25 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Vanguard, armoured koala guardian — tier 4
04 / BARE METALKV-D4
GUARDIAN CLASS / VANGUARD

Vanguard Metal

AMD EPYC 9654

$420/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 96c / 192t @ 2.4 GHz
  • 1024 GB ECC RAM
  • 2 × 7.68 TB NVMe
  • 25 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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Apex, armoured koala guardian — tier 5
05 / BARE METALKV-D5
GUARDIAN CLASS / APEX

Apex Metal

Dual AMD EPYC 9755

$770/ mo

USD / MONTHLY

  • 256c / 512t @ 2.7 GHz
  • 2048 GB ECC RAM
  • 4 × 7.68 TB NVMe
  • 100 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
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03 / WINDOWS REMOTE DESKTOPS

Your remote desktop.
Your secure workspace.

Five memory-focused Windows configurations with an included licence. Choose from five Windows system images.

Product details
WINDOWS PROVISIONING TARGET / ~5 MINUSD / MONTHLY / NO SETUP FEE
Snapshot backupsDDoS mitigationIPv4 + IPv6Windows licence included24/7 support99.99% SLA target

Save 30% with annual billing.
One upfront payment for 12 months, compared with 12 monthly payments.

Scout, armoured koala guardian — tier 1
01 / WINDOWS RDPKV-R1
GUARDIAN CLASS / SCOUT

Scout Remote

Your everyday remote desktop.

$8.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY / WINDOWS LICENCE INCLUDED

  • 2 vCPU cores
  • 8 GB RAM
  • 120 GB NVMe
  • 1 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
  • Base Windows access
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Warden, armoured koala guardian — tier 2
02 / WINDOWS RDPKV-R2
GUARDIAN CLASS / WARDEN

Warden Remote

Automation with extra room.

$13.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY / WINDOWS LICENCE INCLUDED

  • 4 vCPU cores
  • 16 GB RAM
  • 240 GB NVMe
  • 1 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
  • 5 concurrent RDS users
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Guardian, armoured koala guardian — tier 3
03 / WINDOWS RDPKV-R3
GUARDIAN CLASS / GUARDIAN

Guardian Remote

A proper cloud workstation.

$22.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY / WINDOWS LICENCE INCLUDED

  • 6 vCPU cores
  • 32 GB RAM
  • 480 GB NVMe
  • 2.5 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
  • RDS CALs · allocation on request
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Vanguard, armoured koala guardian — tier 4
04 / WINDOWS RDPKV-R4
GUARDIAN CLASS / VANGUARD

Vanguard Remote

Space for your whole team.

$39.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY / WINDOWS LICENCE INCLUDED

  • 12 vCPU cores
  • 64 GB RAM
  • 960 GB NVMe
  • 5 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
  • RDS CALs · allocation on request
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Apex, armoured koala guardian — tier 5
05 / WINDOWS RDPKV-R5
GUARDIAN CLASS / APEX

Apex Remote

For serious desktop workloads.

$79.90/ mo

USD / MONTHLY / WINDOWS LICENCE INCLUDED

  • 16 vCPU cores
  • 128 GB RAM
  • 1920 GB NVMe
  • 10 Gbps uplink
  • Unlimited traffic
  • RDS CALs · allocation on request
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04 / THE PRIVACY MODEL

Built around control.
Not identity collection.

Compute should be straightforward. Your identity should remain yours. Understand exactly what the account model asks for — and what it does not.

MINIMUM DISCLOSURE

No passport.
No selfie.
No phone check.

The account model uses an email and password. No routine collection of identity documents, legal names or proof of address.

Read the privacy doctrine

Allocated resources.

Pinned virtual CPU cores, reserved RAM and local NVMe storage. Five clear tiers with the same hardware specifications you see in the configurator.

PREDICTABLE COMPUTE / NO CREDIT BUCKETS

Crypto-native billing.

BTC, ETH, LTC and SOL, USDT on Ethereum or TRON, and USDC on Ethereum. Pay per order, monthly or annually, with 30% off annual billing.

SEVEN PAYMENT RAILS / MONTHLY OR ANNUAL

Protection at the edge.

All three families list DDoS mitigation, IPv4 and IPv6. VPS and RDP include snapshots; dedicated servers list free OS reinstalls, IPMI/KVM and a hardware SLA. Keep independent backups.

NETWORK DEFENCE / RECOVERY CONTROLS

Administrative control.

Full root or Administrator access. Select your operating system, deploy your own applications and restrict management access to your own devices.

YOUR SOFTWARE / YOUR CREDENTIALS / YOUR RULES
NETWORK / FOUR NORDIC REGIONS

Europe, mapped.
Nordic by choice.

Four planned locations across the Nordics. Explore the real geography of Stockholm, Helsinki, Oslo and Reykjavík, then select the region that fits your infrastructure.

Inspect the network
KoalaVPS European regionsReal country coastlines and borders from Natural Earth. Select one of four precisely located Nordic city markers.FRANCESPAINGERMANYPOLANDITALYUNITED KINGDOMSWEDENFINLANDNORWAYICELANDReykjavík · 64.15° N · 21.94° WReykjavíkOslo · 59.91° N · 10.75° EOsloStockholm · 59.33° N · 18.07° EStockholmHelsinki · 60.17° N · 24.94° EHelsinkiEUROPE / NORDIC INFRASTRUCTURE04 LOCATIONS
Helsinki, Finland60.17° N · 24.94° EExplore region

SYSTEM IMAGES
DEPLOY YOUR OWN STACK

Ubuntu Debian AlmaLinux Rocky Linux WindowsAll images
05 / DEPLOYMENT WORKFLOW

Choose. Configure.
Take control.

Open the configurator
01 / SPECIFY

Define the workload.

Compare the VPS, dedicated and Windows configurations. Select a region and a system image. Inspect every resource, billing period and total price before proceeding.

02 / CHECKOUT

Your account. Your order.

Sign in or create an account to save your order, then choose its cryptocurrency and network. Each payment is linked to a specific order.

03 / CONNECT

Own the environment.

Use SSH or your RDP client. Install your stack, configure your firewall and manage the server with administrator access.

06 / AUTOMATION & AGENTS

Infrastructure.
Under your command.

Design repeatable deployments with an API-first workflow. Scope credentials, track server lifecycle changes and give automation only the permissions it needs.

Read the developer documentation
KV / DEPLOYMENT CONTRACT
const server = await koala.servers.create({
  plan:     'guardian',
  region:   'helsinki',
  image:    'ubuntu-24',
  hostname: 'private-node-01'
});

// Defined resources. Explicit permissions.
API INTEGRATION EXAMPLE
07 / FIELD DOCUMENTATION

Know the stack.
Control the risks.

Browse all documentation
KOALA FIELD NOTES / 2026
SELF-HOSTING

A private tunnel.
A wider world.

Build your own WireGuard VPN and take control of the route your traffic takes.

Read the documentation
KOALA FIELD NOTES / 2026
AUTOMATION

Your agents.
Their own workspace.

Give your AI workflows persistent compute, careful permissions and room to grow.

Read the documentation
KOALA FIELD NOTES / 2026
PRIVACY BASICS

Less data.
Better boundaries.

A practical look at no-KYC hosting, crypto payments and what privacy really means.

Read the documentation
08 / BEFORE YOU DEPLOY

Privacy.
In plain terms.

No ambiguous promises. Understand account requirements, payment networks, infrastructure choices and operational limits.

Search the knowledge base
What does no-KYC hosting actually mean?

The account experience is designed around an email and password, without routine requests for identity documents, selfies, a phone number or proof of address. No-KYC minimises identity collection; technical and payment records can still exist.

How can I pay for my server?

The crypto checkout supports Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin and Solana, USDT on Ethereum or TRON, and USDC on Ethereum. Choose monthly charges or pay upfront for a full year with 30% off all plans. After configuring your server, choose the asset and network on the payment-method page, then open the separate payment screen with its QR and exact amount. Always match the asset and network shown on a payment request; crypto transfers cannot simply be reversed.

Where will my server live?

The catalog provides a choice of Stockholm, Helsinki, Oslo and Reykjavík. Choose a region when configuring your server. The koala is our mascot; it does not mean the servers are in Australia. Launch availability will be confirmed before checkout.

How quickly can I get started?

The service targets mirror the catalog: approximately 90 seconds for a Linux VPS, five minutes for Windows RDP and 30 minutes for bare metal after payment confirmation. Deployment begins after the order and payment are verified.

Are protection and snapshots included?

All families list DDoS mitigation, IPv4 and IPv6. VPS and RDP list snapshots; dedicated servers list free OS reinstall, IPMI/KVM and a hardware SLA. Protection has practical limits, and a snapshot does not replace an independent backup. Scope, retention and restore terms belong in the final service agreement.

Can I change my configuration later?

For VPS and RDP, check the resource-change, snapshot and reinstall options before making changes. Dedicated hardware changes require a custom quotation; free OS reinstalls and IPMI/KVM are listed separately. Resource changes can require a reboot, and a reinstall erases the system disk. Save an independent backup first.

Is private hosting a place without rules?

Privacy and responsible operation belong together. Lawful research, self-hosting and independent projects are welcome. Malware distribution, attacks, fraud, exploitation and abuse of others are prohibited. Read the acceptable-use policy for the service boundaries.

How is my order linked to my account?

After configuring your server, sign in or create an account. Your order is saved in your client area before you select a cryptocurrency and network. Payments apply to individual orders.

OUR TECHNOLOGY & INFRASTRUCTURE PARTNERS

Strong partnerships.
Better infrastructure.

We work with established specialists in networking, hardware and deployment to build a stronger, more dependable KoalaVPS platform.

CONFIGURE YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE

Take control.
Deploy on your terms.

No identity paperwork. Full administrator access. Crypto-native billing.

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